Sherlock Holmes +Consulting detective. Yes, the only one. +Leagues more intelligent than you. Deal with it. +Arrogant. Insufferably so, in fact. +Don't use bad grammar around me. Just don't. +Actually, try not to talk at all around me if you don't have to. +Worst flatmate in the history of flatmates. +Against all odds, has a friend. Just the one.
Contact me if you have a case that's interesting enough. It just might be worthy of my attention.
Also, John, we're out of milk.
Mun & muse are both 18+ and very slash friendly. PM with plots anytime